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If you are like me and are suffering tremendous
Alias withdrawl , here are a few quotes from the guys I
know and love. After reading you have to ask yourself, who loves vaughn
more, sydney or weiss? And why doesn't Marshall have his own show?
[Marshall has to infiltrate a German nightclub; he is
communicating with Sydney with an earpiece]
Agent Marshall Flinkman:
Okay, I'm in. Now what do I do?
Sydney: What do you
see?
Agent Marshall Flinkman:
Well, a lot of people who are into spanking, apparently.
[a random woman grabs him and kisses him]
Agent Marshall Flinkman:
Oh my god, I think I just got hepatitis.
Agent
Marshall Flinkman: Mr. Bristow, will you marry me?
Weiss:
Come on, what do you want me to say? If you think I'm going to tell you to stay
in
a loveless marriage...
Vaughn: It's not a
loveless marriage.
Weiss: Whatever. And
if you're waiting for me to tell you to leave your wife for another woman, you
can forget about that, too.
Vaughn: Do you think
you can be in love with two people at the same time?
Weiss: No. I don't.
However, I did have the same intense feelings for both Sporty and Posh Spice.
Vaughn: Yeah, who
didn't?
Agent
Marshall Flinkman: Sorry I've got hives.
Vaughn:
This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect
time. And when he gave it to me, he said you could set your heart by this
watch. It stopped October 1st. The day we met.
[Sydney and Marshall have just talked their way past a
security post]
Sydney: What did you
say to him?
Agent Marshall Flinkman:
[nervous] I don't know. I think it was "Go away I can smell you
from here" in Ewok.
Agent
Marshall Flinkman: My name is Marshall J. Flinkman, and I'm here to
rescue you.
[Vaughn is watching Syndey seduce an obese enemy agent]
Vaughn: I'm going to
kill that guy.
[Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at
Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute]
Vaughn: That son of a
bitch!
Weiss: Easy, come on.
Vaughn: I swear I'm
gonna to kill this guy.
Weiss: There's no way
that guy smells as good as you do.
Vaughn: It's
aftershave, I got a new aftershave.
Weiss: Yeah, well, I'd
lighten up on it a little.
Vaughn: Yeah?
Weiss: Oh yeah. To the
point of non-use.
[Marshall is offered a job with the real CIA]
Vaughn: Hi, I'm
Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.
Agent Marshall Flinkman:
Uh, yeah I've heard that one before.
Sydney:
Vaughn?
Vaughn: How come you
never call me Michael?
Sydney: I call you
Michael sometimes.
[pause]
Sydney: Vaughn.
[Francie has hypnotized Will Tippen]
Francie: Now I'm going
to count back from five, and when you wake up, you will remember nothing of
this conversation. All you will remember is that you had the best sex of your
life.
[the assassin Sark is introduced as an ally]
Marshall: Hi. Welcome.
Don't kill me.
Weiss:
By the power invested in me by the United Church of Mammals, I now pronounce
you man and wife.
[Marshall and Carrie get married]
Marshall: I love you
Mrs. Flinkman.
Carrie Bowman: I'm
keeping my name.
Marshall: Okay.
Vaughn:
I hate you - but I love Sydney more. Which is why you're not dying tonight.
Vaughn:
I hate you but I love Sydney more, thats the only reason you're not dying
tonight.
Weiss:
Okay, whenever you want to have that talk...
Vaughn: What talk?
Weiss: About the
cologne or whatever the hell you're wearing.
Vaughn: I'm not
wearing cologne.
Weiss: Well,
something's going on. No man naturally smells as good as you do right now.
Weiss:
So, in a case like this, we start by digitizing all the news coverage that
covered the bombing. You, uh, you like Italian food?
Christine Phillips: I
have a boyfriend.
[Weiss looks up as Vaughn walks in the room]
Weiss: Yeah, me too.
[talking about Sydney]
Weiss: So she gave you
a drawer, huh?
Vaughn: It was a
gesture of convenience.
Weiss: And, uh, what
did you put it in?
Vaughn: Why do you
care?
Weiss: What do you
mean, why do I care? Do you know how spoiled you are? You know, a drawer! I
wish I had a girlfriend to say 'Hey, do you want a drawer?'
Vaughn: I'll give you
a drawer at my place.
Weiss: I don't want a
drawer at your place.
Sydney:
[after Vaughn kisses her] Dinner's ready.
Vaughn: You do have an
oven you know, we can reheat.
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i love this song